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Czech & English together ? Not impossible.

Tak nastal cas obmenit muj uvod. Nejak me nic nenapada tak tady je pohadka, kterou jsem napsal debilovi: Stary dedecek stratil zuby. Plakal, hledal, vyhrozoval ze mesto na vsech stranach zapali a neunikne ani mys, ale zubu se nedohledal. "To snad budu zrat do smrti jenom polivku", pomyslel si dedecek, "to zas budu mit kazdej vecer sracku jako minule." Dobra vila se nad nim slitovala a dala mu kouzelnou pistalku. "Na tuhle pistalku", rekla vila, "hral kazdy vecer Valdimir Iljic Lenin. Nakonec se na nej fotr nasral, protoze nemohl za tech prisernych zvuku spat a rekl Leninkovy, ze 'tu zasranou skurvenou pistalu' spali. Lenin, aby pistalku zachranil, si ji narval do prdele. Solidarni, ne?" "To je docela pohoda" rekl deda, "ale ja potrebuju zuby, ty debilni kravo". Dobra vila mu ve vsteku zarazila pistalku do mozku a to je konec pohadky.

Kdo maturuje - ten se uci. -citat otce Fura

Kdo je na vejsce - taky se uci. -znovu otec

Ne - kdo je na vejsce musi na to srat - Malư inteligenti Vilem

Don't feel disappointed if you don't speak Czech. There is nothing in that paragraph above. Just a bunch of crap.
! Over 18 only ! Maly Vileme - neboj ze neporostes
    HERE IS ALL THIS PAGE HAS

  1. Skateboading !
  2. Pictures from my life in Canada
  3. Write me ! / Napiste mi gumy !
  4. Some Links / Odkazy na jine stranky
  5. My own chat room ! / Pokec
  6. Olympic hockey pics
  7. Learn the art of irritating people
  8. Find out about George the Loser

    9. Even though it is quite cool it's been only visited times. Could you like come here a few more times ? heh he hehe huhh hhe

    Jan Kuta

    jankuta@hotmail.com

    Czech Republic - the land of "Hockey asskickers"

    Kdo mi napise nejvic e-mailu dostane petikorunu a lizatko navrch.

    This is one of the coolest pictures I've ever seen. Takes a while to load but it's worth it.
    Last updated 6/11/2002
    If anything on my page doesn't work (picture won't load, link don't work, ...) could you please write me about it. Because I'm really a beginner yet. Thanks
    Kdyz narazite na neco co nefunguje (obrazek nebo linka) tak mi o tom napiste a ja to zkusim spravit. Dik

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