Beavis The fine art of irritating people Beavis

This was sent to me by my friend Pia Jorgensen. who is also an exchange student from Denmark
  1. Leave the copy machine on 99 copies, reduce to 200% , extra dark and A3 paper.
  2. Tell in a drive-thru that you need it to go.
  3. Always insist on having the windshield wipers on - "to keep them in shape".
  4. Always say to people "That's what YOU think".
  5. Practice in sounding like a modem.
  6. Squeek when you smoke.
  7. Show that a conversation is over by covering your ears.
  8. Say random numbers when people are calculating or counting.
  9. Staple paper in the middle.
  10. Honk and wave to strangers.
  11. Refuse to sit by a table in a restaurant and eat by the register.
  12. ONLY USE CAPITAL LETTERS.
  13. nl s cnsnnts.
  14. Buy some red traffic signs and direct the cars away from the high way.
  15. Repeat the following 20 times "Did you hear that?", "So?", "Nevermind, it's gone now".
  16. Drag your feet when you're walking.
  17. Ask people what gender they are.
  18. Sing along at the opera.
  19. Go to a poetry night and ask after each poem why it doesn't rhyme.
  20. Ask your colleages strange questions and write them down while you're mumbling something about a "psychological profile".
  21. Tell your friends 3 days in advance that you can't come to the party because you have a headache.
  22. Copy and mail this to everyone on your mailing list even though they asked you not to send this kind.
  23. Always grind your teeth.
  24. Always have bugger in your nose that whistles when you breathe.
  25. Go to a shoestore, try on every single pair of shoes and then ask them why the hell they don't sell hamburgers.
  26. Pretend that you're wasted when you only had a couple of drinks.
    27. I noticed that everybody around me has his own way to irritate me. I'm sure you have some cool way too. Just fill it in the form and I'll put it here.

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